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Poker? I Hardly Know Her Tee
$25.00
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$25.00
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POKER? I HARDLY KNOW HER. A joke so terrible it circles all the way back to being funny.
Whether you're bluffing your way through a tournament, donating your paycheck to a $5 parlay, or just making your friends question why they still hang out with you, this shirt gets the message across loud and clear.
Features:
- Guaranteed to get at least one eye roll
- Perfect for poker nights, casinos, sports books, and family gatherings where you're no longer welcome
- Pairs well with bad decisions and pocket deuces
- Works even if you've never played poker in your life
About the Piece:
[UN]EMPLYD. was built for the ones who opted out. Every piece is designed with a specific feeling in mind — this one's for those who came for the poker and stayed for the terrible joke. Limited run. Once it's gone, it's gone.
Sizing:
| S | M | L | XL | |
| Width, in | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 |
| Length, in | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18. | 19.5 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 |