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Poker? I Hardly Know Her Tee
Poker? I Hardly Know Her Tee
POKER? I HARDLY KNOW HER.
A joke so terrible it circles all the way back to being funny.
Whether you're bluffing your way through a tournament, donating your paycheck to a $5 parlay, or just making your friends question why they still hang out with you, this shirt gets the message across loud and clear.
Features:
- Guaranteed to get at least one eye roll
- Perfect for poker nights, casinos, sports books, and family gatherings where you're no longer welcome
- Pairs well with bad decisions and pocket deuces
- Works even if you've never played poker in your life
About the Piece:
[UN]EMPLYD. was built for the ones who opted out. Every piece is designed with a specific feeling in mind — this one's for those fluent in the language of the larp but dressed like they're not trying. Limited run. Once it's gone, it's gone.
Sizing:
| S | M | L | XL | |
| Width, in | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 |
| Length, in | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean